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men n women |
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring beer. |
| submitted by: by:
lilbritbrat1289 |
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2003-12-14 |
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read these lines |
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Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
brb |
| submitted by: by:
lilbritbrat1289 |
| date:
2003-12-14 |
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About Men |
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About 90% of men masterbate in the shower. About 10% of men sing in the shower. Do you know what that song is? |
| submitted by: by:
kabooms333 |
| date:
2004-01-12 |
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Thoughts |
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Did you ever notice that when you are stopped at a red light, you continue to move up a little bit every five seconds? We are not getting any closer to our destination, are we? "Oh, now that I'm nine inches closer, I can stop for some coffee and a danish!" |
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vera |
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2004-01-13 |
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Phone cord |
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*~* SORRY I TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE BE BACK WHEN I'M UNTANGLED*~* |
| submitted by: by:
steve111188 |
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2004-01-16 |
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Counting |
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There are 3 types of people in this world: Those that can count, and those that cannot. |
| submitted by: by:
vera |
| date:
2004-01-18 |
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Mood |
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I am in a mental hospital because they say I have uncontrolable mood swings.....what are they talking about?!(Scream) I do NOT HAVE ANY FREAKING MOOD SWINGS!!!!!! And...(sniffle) i have a great life (tear) why would I (sob) have any mood swings?¿? (laugh) I am feeling great today! How about you?¿? |
| submitted by: by:
CantStand2SeeMeNaked |
| date:
2004-01-18 |
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Booga booga booga |
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Hi! This is my away message. you can:
a.) Leave a message,
b.) Write me an e-mail, or
c.) Rip off all your clothes and run round the block naked yelling "BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!"
While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you. |
| submitted by: by:
CantStand2SeeMeNaked |
| date:
2004-01-18 |
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Answering machine |
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Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your screen name) , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me. |
| submitted by: by:
CantStand2SeeMeNaked |
| date:
2004-01-18 |
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