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Blonde Drowing |
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Theres a blonde in my swimming pool drowning cause i left my scratch "N" sniff sticker at the bottom. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Little Yellow Thing Next To My Name |
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I'm sorry, but if you would like me to explain everything to you including the litlle yellow thing next to my sn, but there is only about 90 years in your lifetime. That's not enough time to explain. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Cow |
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out..." ? |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Midget Babysitting |
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Little people. Me. Ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a few popped cherries...
NO, I'm not involved in a midget orgy... I'm babysitting, you pervert! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Happier Than A Retard |
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I'm happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls. |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-17 |
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Fleas |
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May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest the crotch of the person who has ruined your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch. |
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achar310 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Evidence |
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Random Fact:
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes! |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
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2004-06-17 |
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What Were YOu Expecting? |
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What, were you expecting an away message or something? |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-17 |
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Fo' Sizzle |
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"Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole-heartedly my African American brother" |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
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2004-06-18 |
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Death To The Family |
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A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.' The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened. Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick! The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!" |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
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2004-06-20 |
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My Daughter Or Yours? |
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A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, and then a Pepsi can comes out......who does the Pepsi belong to..... ?.....the machine or me?" |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
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2004-06-20 |
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