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Gay Burglars |
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. I'm busy moving it back. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-21 |
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Ocean Of Liquor |
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If the ocean was liquor and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not liquor and I'm not a duck, so pour me a shot and let's get F*#@%D UP!! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-21 |
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Weddings/Funerals |
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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Animal Crackers? |
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? I've gone to find the answer!! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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Rooster vs Prostitute |
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What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
One says "cockadoodledoo" and the other says "any cock'll do" |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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Donkey, And Hot Dog |
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*Guy with a hot dog and a donkey walks up to a cop*
Hello, officer. Can you please hold my weiner while I scratch my ass? |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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Sexual Harassment |
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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Illegal Away Message |
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Don't tell anyone, but I'm going cow tipping, car jacking, and stealing suckers from little babies...I'll be back later! |
| submitted by: by:
DoubleAbling |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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I Want You |
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I want you...
I need you...
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To leave a message! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-23 |
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH |
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Sometimes we like it up & down & sometimes we like it back & forth. It only takes about 2 minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe you should go brush your teeth too... BRB |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-23 |
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Someone Told Someone Who Told Someone... |
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Melissa told Anne to remind her to tell Bre to tell Tina to tell Amna to tell Diana to tell Moo-Moo to tell Vicky to tell Lizzy to tell Isra to tell Annie to tell Hailey to tell Christine to tell April to tell Angela not to use this away message. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-23 |
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FIRE! SMOKE! |
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Sorry i'm outside trying to see what happens when you add every acid together plus gasoline and fire! If you see lots of dark smoke or hear a big boom please send for help! Thanks! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-23 |
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God Is Crying |
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-23 |
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My To Do List |
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MY TO-DO LIST:
1) %n
2) Pile Durt
3) Pretend nothing happened |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-23 |
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