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One day while Jonny was at school
he had a sub who loved to teach the alphabet.Her name was Mrs ABC
After lunch Jonny asked to go to the bathroom.
His teacher said,"Sure on one condition."
"You have to say your alphabets."
Jonny really had to go and he asked his teacher if he could wait until after he came back.
She said no so he began his alphabet.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO-QRSTUVWXYZ"
His teacher was not satisfied, and asked Jonny were his "p" was?
Jonny blushed and said,"It's running down my legs." |
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ajsbabe |
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2004-01-22 |
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Shut up |
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I am not reading this. In case you didn't notice, this is an auto-response, which means I'm not actually there. So I reccomend you shut up, because talking to yourself will NOT get you anywhere... at least not in this world. |
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vera |
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2004-01-22 |
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Quiz |
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Time to take the UsErNaMe Quiz!
1.) Pick a number between 2-5
2.) Your favorite letter is _
3.) You favorite color is ___
ANSWERS: You are really dumb if you just took this no-point-in-friggin-doing quiz. |
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vera |
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2004-01-22 |
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cleanin out my closet |
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I said Im sorry momma, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but tonight im cleanin out my closet...........ya heard, Im cleanin out my closet so leave me alone, IM me later. |
| submitted by: by:
CantStand2SeeMeNaked |
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2004-01-24 |
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Hey Guys... |
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Hey Guys check this website out while Im gone...shoe shopping! Yea...talk to you all lata...bye loves! |
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peaches16 |
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2004-01-26 |
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My think Tank (You need to listen to Five Iron Frenzy to get it) |
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I've got a story to tell, so you better listen well. We were in a church, I had a nickel in my pocket. You (%n) were rich I was poor, you dropped some 50's on the floor, I didn't drop my nickel with a clank....screw the third world think tank, I grabbed the 50's off the floor and ran right out the door;-) |
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samig8243 |
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2004-01-27 |
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On the phone |
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On the phone with some person.........maybe one of my many stalkers. |
| submitted by: by:
samig8243 |
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2004-01-27 |
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