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A Fart could be quiet, and a fart could be loud. Some Leave a powerful, and poisenous cloud. A fart can be short. A fart can be long. Some farts are known, to sound just like a song. A fart can create a very-curious medley. A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly... A fart may not smell; while others are vile. A fart may pass quickly, or maybe linger awhile. Farts can be fun, Farts can be big, Especially when, They make your buttcheeks jig. A fart can occur in a number of places. And leave everyone with weird looks on their faces. From a grassy-green prarie, or crowded elevators... A fart will find all of us, sooner or later. See, not all farts are bad, that's simply not true... We must not forget... The funny, sweet, old farts like you! |