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Shut-up! |
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Hi %n, I'm unavailable at the moment. So shut the fuck up! I have asked you nicely and you still won't shut-up! What is it going to take me! Am i going to have to come over there and beat the crap out of you! I think that might work! Be right over! And now you know why i am gone! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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Jack And Jill |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun... :)
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son! |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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Flamethrower |
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I can't tell you exactly what I'm doing, but let's just say flamethrower. |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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A.D.D |
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I don't believe him, but my doctor says I have A.D.D. Apparently it stands for Attention Defficit, HEY LETS GO PLAY IN THE GRASS! |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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Assigned To Hell |
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I have been called to duty. I am being assigned to Hell. I don't know when i will be back, maybe after my mission, my top SECRET mision is complete, and that is if it is completed. So yeah, i might be gone forever, or just until you are assigned somewhere else but here. |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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Stupid Away Messge! |
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I went to IMBUDDY.net and all I got was this stupid away message. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-08 |
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Submit your own Away Messages : on our buddy icons website |
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Hey me and my family got in a horrible car accident, and I'm a vegetable and my family is dead. I'll talk to you in a little while. |
| submitted by: by:
pimpprincess489 |
| date:
2004-06-08 |
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Internet Smell |
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-08 |
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Computer Functions |
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-08 |
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Mistakes |
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it, so i might be gone for awhile... |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-08 |
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Party! |
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I'm busy having a party. If ur reading this, y arent u here? o wait. Maybe it is because I dont like you.... |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-09 |
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Catching A Midget |
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Catching a midget I saw running around in the back yard. BrB! |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-10 |
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Midget Roast |
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Haveing a midget roast! Would you like to join us? You are welcomed, just bring a midget and serve yourself! |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-10 |
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Addiction |
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I'm Away. It is as simple as that, but everyone out there has to be so courious. They always have to look at your away messege. They can't stop themselves, it is like an addiction! If you are addicted to away messeges, it won't be too hard for you to get addicted to other things... |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-10 |
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