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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid!
But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty |
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Walrus |
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2004-06-29 |
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Here is sum fun
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barkersdozen1 |
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2004-06-29 |
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Famous Last Words |
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Famous Last Words-----
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. It's fireproof. I'm making a citizen's arrest. So, you're a cannibal. It's probably just a rash. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one! Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. I'll hold it and you light the use. Funny, you look just like Charles Manson. Rat poison only kills rats. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes. Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. Well, we've made it this far. That's odd. Don't be so superstitious! |
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rbell356 |
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2004-07-01 |
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Don't Touch |
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If you click on anything your mouse will be electrified, if you type something stupid the keyboard will blow up and if you try anything funny I will scorch your modem. help yourself to some tea and some beer, you know what ever suites your fancy, hacker wars are my hobby and right now my good freind **** is messing with my spelling youuu sea, I canj spel quit wright huld om fur a seck..... Ah much better! (I am away) |
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rbell356 |
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2004-07-01 |
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Away |
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Away - Doing the things normal human beings are put on this Earth to do! |
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rbell356 |
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2004-07-01 |
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tree hugers |
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my tree looked lonley so i went 2 go give it a hug |
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zbob |
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2004-12-12 |
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y am i away? |
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If u know me, uv probably figured out y im away. If u dont know me, ask someone who does, n after that would u mind tellin me y i am, cuz im not really sure myself. . . . |
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ema414 |
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2005-01-09 |
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playin a game. . . |
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Too busy kickin' someones butt on this game to talk to u. go find another friend. .wait a minute. Its not ur butt im kickin on this game is it? O well never mind if it is. I mean that im, erm, playing my best against a worthy opponent. . . |
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ema414 |
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2005-01-09 |
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reading an away message |
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dont u have a life? wut is ur lfe to sit and read everybody away msg |
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ILOVASHTON101 |
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2005-01-27 |
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bored |
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I'm just so bored that i dont wanna talk to any one because ur not bored and i want you to so i am away to make u bored to! |
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kirk72 |
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2005-02-12 |
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awat |
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Hey this is me.As u can see im not hurr rite now so y r u imn me??? Well anyway brb Love ya lotz Me Chow |
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kealeek |
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2005-02-13 |
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Hangin out Forrest Gump style |
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Jenny I just felt like chillinguh!!
Leave it or call the cell! |
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Laneyiac21 |
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2005-05-15 |
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dont u hate |
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dont you just hate those away message that dont tell you where the person is what they are doing or when they will get back well i know i do and i m glad this isnt one of them |
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faggot |
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2005-06-30 |
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