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No Reason |
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You must be wondering why i am away, well just 'cause. Do i need a reason. No. I am away. Now you must be wondering when i will be back, well whenever. Do i need to tell you when. No. Be back when i want to... |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-01 |
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My Health |
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If you've gotten this away message, I'm I am probably out doing something that others would consider illegal, immoral, or hazardous to my health. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-01 |
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I Am Away |
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Here is a thought, It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-01 |
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Ootside |
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Sorry i am not here right now, but i am outside in the nice wheather doing something better than sitting at a computer screen all day! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-01 |
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If You Want Me |
| Use this Away Message |
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Hey %n, as of right now i am either away form my computer, or at my computer doing something. so if you really need to or want to talk to me IM me a couple of times and if i do not answer then that means i am away from my computer. If i do then i am at my computer fo course! Be back when i can, or will be dene with whatever i am doing.... |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-01 |
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Something More Important |
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While you keep talking to me it seems that something has come up so i must leave you to tend to more... how should i say this... important things, but if it is something really important or urgent that you just can't wait to tell me tell me now and i miight answer you back, but it is only if i am at my computer and if i think it is important or not! |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-03 |
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Leave Me Alone! |
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Leave ME Alone Right Now Or Die!!!!!!!! That Means You %n!!!!!! |
| submitted by: by:
julia |
| date:
2004-06-03 |
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Cleaning My Mess! |
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I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. |
| submitted by: by:
julia |
| date:
2004-06-03 |
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Dirt |
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-04 |
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Just Say Away |
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People always look at your away messege, even though they know you are gone, they just build up cerousity and then decide, hey why not see what he says. So they look at your away messsege only to find- I am away. Why can't all away messeges be that way, they do people like to have some sort of joke, or something to get the person to think, why can't you just keep with the simple, i am away! Jezz! Oh and yeah i am away... |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-04 |
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ABC's |
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A - I am Away B - Because I felt like it C - Can you believe it? D - You must be Dumb to actually read this E- I could be Eating F - Food is a good reason to leave G - Gone (just to remind you that I am away) H - Hey, in case I haven't talked to you today I - will get back to you if you leave a message... |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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I Am So Damn Smart! |
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I know who you are.
I know what your doing.
I'm just psychic like that.
You are an AOL or AIM member and you are reading my away message and now you are probably really scared because I'm so damn right. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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Good Therapy |
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I'm not here right now, but if you yell real loud at your monitor, I may be able to hear you... and if not, it's still good therapy. |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-07 |
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