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i h8 (name of subject) and i cannot lie. u otha kidz can't deny. that when (name of teacher) gives us a big huge project and a limited amount of tim u get:SPASMS!!!! |
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k8tee0192 |
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2004-05-30 |
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I Always Give 100% At School! |
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I always give 100% at school:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday
No what day is it, Oh that is right it is %d! You know what that means! |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-01 |
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Fail |
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Imagine this: you take a test and fail. So, since you have a time machine, you go back in time and study for the test, therefore, passing the test. But since you passed the test, you have no reason to go back in time and study, so you didn't really pass, you failed. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-01 |
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School Sucks! |
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Homework: Is a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap) |
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julia |
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2004-06-03 |
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School Sucks! |
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No more pencils, no more books! No more teacher's dirty looks! |
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julia |
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2004-06-03 |
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Homework Contest |
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Apparently my teachers were having a contest to see who could give out the most homework . . . they all won. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-03 |
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Why Study? |
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The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why study? |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-06 |
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Hi Ho Hi Ho Off To School We Go! |
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Hi ho, hi ho . . . its off to school we go! We hear the bell and run like hell, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho . . . hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho! |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-09 |
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skool |
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Hey now that skools done we get to hang with friends but some friends leave for the summer and then return for skool or sum friends leave for the summer and never return the skool is just a thing in the pass u will look back on and say im glad to be in skool those were the good old days |
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floatermaniac |
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2004-06-09 |
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Homework Really Does Suck |
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Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my Prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take! |
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achar310 |
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2004-06-09 |
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School (Hell-Hole) |
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My parents keep on asking me how school was... that's like asking how the drive-by shooting was... you don't care how the hell it went, you're just glad you got out alive... Yep, you guessed it. I'm in that hell-hole we all call school. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Gedding An Edgukasion |
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i em at skool gedding an edgukasion... bee bak layder... |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-17 |
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Doing Homework Mentally |
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Physically, I am sitting here doing my homework. Mentally, I'm outside running around like a chicken with its head cut off. |
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achar310 |
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2004-06-20 |
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homework: verb
a punishment given by nasty teeachers to us students for not finishing our dailywork in class, a punishment to ruin our free time |
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dorkygirls |
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2004-11-28 |
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