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Read It |
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read every other letter starting with t.........
TjHfIeSpIrSbAmWtAhYqTjOhKfEnEkPmAfNcIxDzIgOrTwBjUaSnY |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-18 |
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Umm... |
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um..i um..uh...like...um..i wanted to um, like uh say..um..uh...ugh i um...forgot..um...oh..i know! im away |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-18 |
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LOL |
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I'm off to the Supreme Court to sue the Dictionary Publishing Company for not having the word "lol" in the dictionary. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-18 |
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Do This |
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Hey instead of talking to an empty box......run around your house 5 times...spin around 100 times...run around your block 10 times and by the time you get back ill probably be here. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-18 |
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Confused |
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I don't think I'm here right now, In fact, I don't even know if you are here! Are you there? Am I here? well, I'm here now, but not when you are IMing me. Aww darn it... I'm confused... Excuse me while I figure this out :) |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-18 |
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Different Languages |
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¿Quieres tú coger desnudo?
Fais vous voulez à acquérir dénudé?
Doen jou wens tegen verkrijgen onopgesmukt?
Fare voi volere a tavola cogliere spennato?
Otaku ketsubou dzuki choudai neikiddo?
Tun du müssen zu erhalten nackt?
I just said Do u wanna get naked? in 6 different languages: Spanish, French, Dutch, Italian, Japanese and German! WORD! So... do you? ;-) |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-19 |
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Just Tell Nemo |
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Just tell Nemo that you couldn't find him because you were getting stoned... he'll understand. |
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achar310 |
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2004-06-21 |
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Computer To TV |
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Exercise is good for you, so that's what I'm doing right now... walking from the computer to the T.V. |
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achar310 |
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2004-06-21 |
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Think You Got It Bad |
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Think you got it bad? Think again! You could have a gay Siamese twin brother that you share a butt with, and his ex-convict boyfriend could be coming over for some snugglin' right this very second! |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-21 |
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I Am Not Drunk |
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I am sotally tober ociffer, I am not as think as you drunk I am. There's no blood in my alcohol system. |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-21 |
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Vodka Shots |
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Sorry I can't take your message right now. I'm doing Vodka shots with some guy named Bruno. I'll talk to you as soon as I find my way home.
By the way, if this is my mom or dad, this is a joke! Hahaha!...heh...ehhhh... |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-21 |
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Get Drunk And Go To Heaven |
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When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you go to sleep. When you go to sleep, you commit no sin. When you commit no sin, you go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk AND GO TO HEAVEN! |
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rbell356 |
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2004-06-21 |
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