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Sniff Coke |
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I tried to sniff Coke once . . .
. . . but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. |
| submitted by: by:
rbell356 |
| date:
2004-06-22 |
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Silly |
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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-24 |
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2 Kids |
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Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that
they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his
inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the
lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"
"Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to
explain our 2 kids!!!" |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-25 |
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SICK |
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Two sperm are swimming in a women''s body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, Just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says, " The uterus!? We just past the esophogus." |
| submitted by: by:
achar310 |
| date:
2004-06-25 |
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WANT ME!!! |
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Want something get nothing
want nothing get something
want me you can't have me!!
if your a (girl or guy) you can have me after im done getting a spanking.
if your a (opposite of what you said above) you can wait for a long time |
| submitted by: by:
luvrgurlilse06 |
| date:
2004-06-26 |
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Call |
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want me call me....
If your a girl I'll be at your door in a heart beat with flower, chocolate, and a dimond ring.
If your a guy Im probably stepping on your flowers, eating your chocolate, and selling your ring. |
| submitted by: by:
luvrgurlilse06 |
| date:
2004-06-26 |
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pooping |
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be back in a hour.......not because iam constippatted...it is beacause i cant spell and iam looking in the dictionary for that word......and because iam constippatted.....:} |
| submitted by: by:
tabbywildchild |
| date:
2004-12-11 |
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lazy |
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iam to lazy to lift my fingers and typ but call me cause iam never to lazy to talk on the phone!!!! |
| submitted by: by:
tabbywildchild |
| date:
2004-12-15 |
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South Park |
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Stan~ Shut up fat boy!
Cartman~ I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned.
Stan~ Well then you must have a HUGE bone in your ass! |
| submitted by: by:
etnies13 |
| date:
2005-01-13 |
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